What doesn't piss me off?

This video.
Sorry, but I had to share, this is quite possibly one of the funniest things I've watched in a while.
Enjoy. :D

Standards for women.

God damnit don't even get me started.
So I was watching skate videos, and I saw a few videos of girl skaters, and not to be a sexist prick.
But they just weren't very good.
Yet, they all got positive reviews like,
"You're great...for a girl!""Keep going, for a girl, you're really good!"
Blah blah blah blah.
Bullshit.
That's like saying,
"Hey, this sandwich fucking sucks, but you're a guy, so for a guy, it's great!"
Like no, regardless of what the gender, the sandwich fucking sucks.
Same applies for everything else.
Guy or girl, if it sucks, no matter what...it still sucks.

Try hards.

I fucking hate tools and try hards.
Let me get into detail why.
I was in my graphics 101 class. (college btw) And we were playing a review game for our midterm.
It was a simple Jeopardy style game. It was not for points or extra credit whatsoever.
And five minutes in this one asshole, wearing his sweatpants, sandals and socks, and New Era worn back word, total bro faggot starts freaking out about how his team pressed the button first and blah blah blah.
But the rage in his face and how seriously he was taking this just made me lol.
Like seriously, you're in college, man.
Grow the fuck up.

Stupid people.

Nothing makes me more angry than having to explain something multiple times.
Maybe it's just me, I don't know. But just hearing someone say..."What..?", after a 5 minute explanation really ticks me off. Especially when it's just one word that threw them off, its like...did you not learn the meaning of that word in...what...4th grade?
*sigh*
That is all for now.

Sleeping.

I've been trying to get my sleeping pattern back in line.
I'm having trouble waking up, though.
I have night classes so I have no need to wake up early, but I feel as if I'm wasting so much time sleeping.
So I instead of going to sleep at the usual 2:00 or 3:00 I went to sleep at 12:00 and 11:00 a couple days ago.
BUT I woke up at the SAME TIME as usual.
I don't know if it's just me, but it's starting to bother me more and more.
Should I just give up and sleep late again?
Why do I keep waking up at the same time if I'm constantly going to sleep earlier?! >:o
I don't know man, shit sucks.

Scene Kids

I had to do it, everyone saw it coming.
I fucking HATE scene kids.
More specifically scene guys. Being scene pretty much entails dick riding every band you've never heard.
 Dressing like a chick. And let's not forget acting like total retards.
See, why I don't mind scene chicks, well, like I said, being scene involves dick riding (girls job ;) ), and dressing like chicks, but.....they're chicks. But let's all be honest here for a bit. I know for a fact, I'd fuck a scene chick. Anyway...like scene guys....*sigh*
I honestly don't think I have to explain myself on this one.

Driving

The worst.
I'm driving to school today have a grand time, 'cause overall, I like to drive.
Just the whole feeling of it all.
The sense of, man, I can go wherever I want right now.
But all of a sudden, you hit that chick talking on her cell phone, doing 5 miles under the limit.
That shit really pisses me off.
I'm doing a steady 43 or 44 on a 40.
Feeling good.
Then that bitch has to come and ruin your fun.
Shit sucks, bro. 

Chicago

You know what really pisses me off?
Thursday, great fucking day. Feeling great, awesome weather.
I wake up on friday, it's fucking 20 degrees colder in one day.
I hate Chicago weather, some times I have to wear shorts, and bring a sweater just in case.
Fuck you chicago weather, fuck you.